Elija Sorensen
- is working on fixing dating and human social interaction and saving western civilization at Gather Social
- is working on construction technology at Thermastrut;
- is a co-founder and technologist at the lifestyle computer company, which is a totally real company;
- maintains the official and totally legitimate directory of tpot office hours at officehours.lol;
- organizes Mardi Camp and Fest Camp in New Orleans, LA;
- tweets sometimes;
- is looking for suggestions for where to put photos on the internet as he kind of hates instagram at this point;
- pushes things to Github, but all of his impressive code is in private repositories;
- doesn't quite understand what LinkedIn is for;
- used to make videos on YouTube but took them down;
- used to design shirts and stickers and things sometimes but pulled them all because redbubble only works with paypal and paypal is hot garbage;
- maintains that a bunch of his previous startups were pretty good ideas;
- might release some dumb NFTs for a laugh;
- is probably forgetting some other things he should put on here.